Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Haunt Hunters

HAUNT HUNTERS
“We’re not experts. We’re enthusiasts!” exclaims Mr Haunt, making sure to draw the distinction.  “We focus less on the technical, behind-the-scenes aspect of Haunts, and more on the actual experience of going through the Haunts.”  Mr Haunt states, “We need more people doing reviews of Haunted Attractions.  This is one of the best ways to support the scene.  Other topics, like Sports for example, have hundreds of reviewers.  Haunts have very few.”  Mr Haunt offers, “It is also important to note that we are not Paranormal Investigators.”
The Haunt Hunters bring decades of experience to the table, having gone to hundreds of Haunted Attractions all over the world.  “We separate the haunted attractions into different sub-categories,” Mr Haunt continues, “Each year, we give out awards for best Haunted House, Haunted Hayride, Theme Park, and Home Décor. And, new for 2015, we’ve added a Haunted Trail category.”  Mr Haunt couldn’t be more excited for the 2015 season.  “We’ve developed a proprietary rating system, with a 100 point scale” Mr Haunt added.  The Haunt Hunters rank each haunted attraction on the following criteria:
1. Website/Marketing/Hype
2. Access/Signage/Parking/Wait time/Management/Organization/Security/Weather considerations/Cost/VIP options
3. Extras (Entertainment during wait time/Food/Vending/Things to do)
4. Makeup
5. Wardrobe
6. Acting
7. Effects/Sets/Layout
8. Length
9. Innovation
10. Overall atmosphere/Scariness/Theme
 
The Haunt Hunters are led by Mr Haunt himself, whose extensive biography appears separately in these pages. The Haunt Hunters include local legends Doktor John, Johnny Halloween, Crazy Mike, and George.  Other Haunt Hunters include Bubba Pazuzu, and Weird NJ’s own Chuck and Mike Pizzuta.  We are often joined by special guests from the entertainment industry and beyond. The Haunt Hunters can be found on your smart-phone at www.HauntHuntersApp.com.


DOKTOR JOHN
A life-long fan of classic Universal and Hammer horror films, Doktor John‘s interest dates back to the 1950’s, with his devotion to late-night TV host Zacherley.  An early subscriber since the first edition of Famous Monsters of Filmland, Dok read and re-read the original Frankenstein and Dracula novels, plus every available review and criticism of cinematic horror from the silent era of Lon Chaney, Sr, through the sci-fi “psychotronic” disaster-pieces of the 1950’s and 1960’s.  In the early 1990’s, at an age when most middle-age, middle-class doctors were studying golfing journals and shopping for second homes in Myrtle Beach or the Hamptons, Doktor John was drawn into the Gothic Rock music scene, first as an Executive Producer and then as a band manager/promoter, partnering with Mr Haunt.  Now deeply engaged in the Gothic subculture scene, Doktor John is a recognized and familiar attendee and chronicler of Goth, Steampunk, and horror-themed events not only here in the States but in such places as Germany, Poland, and Italy.  Doktor John lives in a gothic cathedral of his own design, surrounded by his curated collection of oddities from across the globe.  Dok can currently be found as a Docent at The Morbid Anatomy Museum in NYC.  His reports, which are published in the Aquarian Arts Weekly on these and related subjects, can be accessed on his comprehensive website, www.doktorjohn.com, where abundant photographs, astute reporting, and critical reviews are to be found. 


JOHNNY HALLOWEEN
                Johnny Halloween's earliest memories are of watching classic Universal monster movies on New York's "Cinema 13."  Growing up, he regularly attended horror and sci-fi conventions up and down the East Coast -- long before the "Comic-Cons" of today became popular and trendy.  He has been published twice in FANGORIA magazine, he was a key member of the Usenet alt.horror group back in its '90s heyday, and he has sat down with horror luminaries including Christopher Lee, Clive Barker, Zacherley, Ray Harryhausen, and David Prowse.  Johnny Halloween brings a lifelong love of monsters, Halloween, and haunted attractions to the Haunt Hunters team.


Crazy Mike
Crazy Mike has been Mr Haunt’s trusty sidekick for many years.  It’s hard to put into words the unique brand of crazy that is Crazy Mike.  Let’s just say that one year for Halloween, he donned a brown jumpsuit and pinned a bunch of little yellow balloons to it. -- He was shit with corn in it.

George

                George is Mr Haunt’s constant companion.  He is not easy to please.  Accompanying Mr Haunt to hundreds of events, George helps him interview unsuspecting victims, violating people's personal space, and rendering his constant, disapproving opinions.  George has even taken a turn becoming "zombified" by up-and-coming Hollywood make-up artist, Alyssa Vandall.